mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

uhm, what ever happened to having your phone on vibrate

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

uhm, what ever happened to having your phone on vibrate

(Source: ldrsociety, via singwith-love-at-our-throats)

Whenever someone commits the straw man fallacy towards you, show them

this picture.

strawman

"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
- honestly, to a guy that is actually worth it, your prettiness is less about how you look and more about who you are

there are a lot of girls i know that are physically pretty, but i’m not attracted to them because who they are is not as pretty as they make themselves up to be

likewise i know a few girls who aren’t as physically attractive, but i am attracted to them because who they are is even more pretty than they are physically. and that is what really matters.

having a wife just because she is pretty and you can have sex and stuff is stupid. having a wife because she supports you and is your partner is the way to go.

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf, via singwith-love-at-our-throats)

wife marriage dating girl pretty

i’ll reblog this because accuratealthough hate is a strong wordlet’s say “strongly disapprove of your actions”

i’ll reblog this because accurate

although hate is a strong word

let’s say “strongly disapprove of your actions”

(Source: allthebestofmemes)

hate

sometimes i really want to comment on something raunchy or stupid but then i know i’ll have it on my blog so i don’t do it

no one likes my facebook statuses anymore

i guess everyone views me as the arrogant angsty stupid tumblr kid now

seriously i didn’t get up until like 3:30 today because 1. i went to bed at 4:00 and 2. i really didn’t care to get out of dream scape

after looking up at the somewhat disappointing star-scape in the evil feeling of outside at 1 am, i went inside, loaded up a lecture, and accidentally made my pomegranate green tea too sweet

i’m hipster upset

hipster tea

jaylanun:

Today I was given a key to the frozen yogurt shop. I am deemed worthy.

why can’t i get a job at a frozen yogurt shop